All the popcorn

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MØ - Like Lana Del Rey with the smallest bump of cocaine. #like

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  • #reddit #imgur #funny #lol
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I always manage to get the gay VIP treadmill (the one in front of HGTV) #win

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My sister to the pizza guy: “I can assure you that I’m not a drag queen. I have a real vagina between these legs”

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Injected myself with allergy stuffs for the first time and it was a piece of cake. Why do heroin addicts complain so much?!

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  • #mintyfreshprincess #ladyofleisuredc #aww
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Selma was my birthplace and so happens to be an anagram of Salem. Coincidence?

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